Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek (2009)

Damn…that is one hell of a time to be born.

Driving a car with loud pop music doesn’t feel very…Star Trekky.

Huzzuh! Green blood!

Spock “just says no” to casual racism.

Dayum, live long and prosper is usually like 🖖; but this time it was more like 🖕.

Giant iPad jukebox?

It’s amazing to see how far we’ve come, from Kirk and Uhura having the first interracial kiss on television in the original, to Kirk flirting with Uhura at the bar.

Probably not the first time Kirk gets the $#!+ beaten out of him, nor shall it be the last.

Still building ships on Earth?  I guess I’ll look it up later to see what stardate the shipyard on Mars opened.

Crap…I see “three years later” on the screen and I hear it in my head in the Spongebob voice…you know the one.

I didn’t think hypo-sprays were supposed to hurt?

Heh, I guess Olson counts as a red shirt. 😛

Dunt, dunt dunt, another one bites the dust! Da da dunt, dunt, dunt, another one bites the dust!

Oh hey, the brain slugs! I remember those!

Ahh, the “death grip”, I remember that!

Not sure of the name of it; but that trope where the hero is being chased by something big that wants to eat them until something even bigger eats the first thing.

JACKPOT!!! LEONARD NIMOY!!!

“I have been – and always shall be – your friend.”, I remember that!

Vulcan mind-meld! I remember that!

It almost feels weird seeing so many aliens that are more than just humans with lumpy foreheads.

See? Now that’s more like it! 🖖 Damn, that gave me goosebumps!

Whoa, damn, Scotty’s lucky there wasn’t anti-matter in there!

“Set phasers to stun” I remember that!

All right,

Rating: Nine lens flares out of ten