So Johnny Depp is a lizard now. Or maybe he’s been a lizard all along? He could be one of THEM; that would explain his rampant success all these years, and…wait…what’s that knocking at the door? Is someone the
NEVER MIND. GO BACK TO YOUR NORMAL HUMAN LIVES. EVERYTHING IS FINE. THERE IS NO ONE AT THE DOOR. THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY.
THE CHARACTER OF WAFFLES IS MOST DEFINITELY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE FILM.
WHEN RANGO SCREAMS HE SOMETIMES SOUNDS LIKE KERMIT THE FROG. THIS IS SILLY. FROGS ARE NOT LIZARDS.
RATING: FIVE DAYS OF WATER