Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)
This is more like fan-fiction than a proper movie.
Safe House (1998)
Good grief. I just wanted to hear Patrick Stewart drop some f-bombs; I wasn’t expecting that.
Mind Game (2004)
I wonder if any…illicit substances were involved in the making of this.
Hoodwinked! (2005)
There are people on imdb who say this is really good in spite of the terrible animation. I’m not sure whether I agree with that or not.
Hop (2011)
The candy factory kind of felt like it had a Willy Wonka thing going on; although instead of orange oompa-loompas, you have yellow chicks.
Bad Grandpa (2013)
Parts of this were almost too painful to watch; but other parts of it were pretty darn funny.
Coraline (2009)
That was a nice surprise having Dawn French voice a character in this.
The search for the eyes felt a lot like a video game plot.
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
I guess that’s one way to get a Jurassic Park reference in.
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
I wasn’t expecting <redacted> to die.
Ha, nice subversion! Actually; I wonder if they’re still allowed one F-bomb in a PG-13 movie?
Dolly zoom!
Frankenweenie (2012)
I don’t know if it was just the dvd; but I didn’t realize this was stop-animation. I kept thinking it was cgi imitating stop-animation. I might have to watch this again in 4k.
Friday the 13th (2009)
I didn’t know kerosene generators are apparently a thing. After hearing that Jason was stealing kerosene, I was wondering why there were electric lights at Camp Crystal Lake instead of lanterns. Surely someone hasn’t been paying the electric bill all this time.