This…could have used a bit more polish.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Interesting. Definitely did not see the ending coming.
I did notice the pin/needle imagery leading up to Pinhead’s arrival.
I was left wondering what that one guy’s role was supposed to be in the murder plot, and why he deserved 50% of the cut.
What was up with that thing the coroner pulled out of Trevor’s throat at the end? Was that Trevor’s soul being taken and the coroner wasn’t actually real?
Rating: 50% of the cut.
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted (2012)
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted (2012)
Better than 2. I think it wrapped up everything up nicely.
Rating: Circus / Afro
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
Eh, it’s alright. Plenty of funny stuff; but plenty of stupid stuff as well.
My favorite gag was when Alex’s mother turns out the lights in his old “room” by squishing the firefly.
It’s been twelve years since I’ve seen any movie in a theater, and the last film I saw was the first Madagascar. A friend of mine worked there, so we stuck around while the credits were rolling until he showed up in the projection booth. When he saw we were there, he started messing around with the volume and throwing the projector out of focus, making the screen blurry.
The Rocketeer (1991)
The Nazis certainly have plenty of crazy plans. From stealing the ark of the covenant, to traveling back in time to give Hitler the atom bomb. An air force consisting of men wearing rocket packs seems almost…normal, by comparison.
“Thanks to the diligence of the FBI, this particular vacuum cleaner will not fall into the wrong hands.” -Howard Hughes
Inception (2010)
BWAAAAAH… BWAAAAAH… BWAAAAAH… BWAAAAAH
Like that one episode of Rick and Morty, only without Scary Terry. 😛
It seems like I experience a lot of things in the wrong order. Like with The Matrix, I already knew almost every line from memes before I ever saw the film for the first time. And the first time I played Final Fantasy III/VI, I already recognized the entire sound track because of Klik & Play games using FF MIDIs from vgmusic.com.
Rating: BWAAAAH out of BWAAAAAH
Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (1999)
Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (1999)
Much better than the last B5 movie; but the music is terrible. I had a hard time focusing on anything else.
We got a proper space battle, no punching and kicking asteroids.
Cubeº: Cube Zero (2004)
Their budget is back; the colored rooms have returned!
Well how about that! Multiple sets! And props!
Every scene involving the people from “upstairs” is just goofy.
And…the mystery is completely gone now.
Cube²: Hypercube (2002)
According to the internet: the first film was supposed to have six different colors of rooms, to correspond with the six sides of a cube; but they ran out of money and could only afford enough gels for the five colors seen in the finished film. This film only has one color.
There aren’t really any proper traps this time around, everyone just sort of gets math’d to death.
Rating: the infinity of whole numbers out of the infinity of real numbers
Stargate (1994)
Aaaaaahh, now this is the good stuff. And Kurt Russell isn’t the bad guy this time either!
Seeing animals in movies past a certain age is always distracting to me. I always think, “that cat/dog is dead by now.” 🙁
I guess I have to watch the shows now.
Rating: Six symbols out of six symbols plus the point of origin.