…and each balloon has an even tinier house inside of it being lifted up by even tinier balloons, and each of those balloons has an even tinier house inside of it being lifted up by even tinier balloons, and each of those balloons…
Paddington 2 (2017)
Alternate ending idea. The entire Brown family is reunited in prison for stealing a forking steam-train.
I absolutely hate false accusations or wrongful imprisonment in stories. There are so many Paddington stories to draw from; I really wish they had come up with something less frustrating to watch.
A real showstopping cameo from Richard Ayoade; not because it was amazing, I literally paused for a moment because I wasn’t expect to see him.
Paddington (2014)
It’s been too many years since I’ve read the books to say whether or not this is accurate to the books.
At least all the details that I do remember seem to be there.
Alright, all of this other stuff definitely didn’t happen in the books though.
Zambezia (2012)
Add this to the list of movies where Samuel L. Jackson does not drop an F-bomb.
I still don’t know how movies like this get so many big names.
The soda is less flat this time; actually, the film could have just used a bit more polish.
Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
It’s alright.
9 (2009)
This was pretty weird.
Enchanted (2007)
I’m surprised Disney made this instead of someone else parodying Disney.
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
The Muppets spend significantly more time taking Manhattan than Jason does, and they don’t spend any time taking boat; but they don’t have a decapitation dumpster shot.
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)
I do not like this. The art was ok; the story is…flat. It’s the return of the flat soda.
How did I get a second movie with “good brother vs evil brother” in a row?
The whole “owl master race” thing kind of matches up with all the Nazi stuff in Wizards too.
I see what they did there; getting Owl City to do a song for the owl movie.